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However happy you are
before the anniversary ceremony, there's always a chance of
something that can rock the boat. Marriage is different from living
together. Both of you will have different expectations of a 'spouse'
than of a 'partner' - often basing those expectations on what you
saw of your parents' married life. The secret of long and happy
married life is to keep the relationship fresh and alive. The
perfect way to enjoy each other company is to make your beloved
laugh throughout the day with hilarious anniversary jokes.
Few of the jokes, you can share with your soul mate on anniversary
are:
Two gentleman were
talking and one said to the other, "You're having an
anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yep, 30
years." "Wow," said the other. "What are you
going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The other
replied, "We're going on a trip to Antartica." "Wow,
Antartica, that's some gift!" said the other man. "That's
going to be hard to beat. What are you going to do for your 25th
anniversary?" "Oh, I'll probably go back and get her."
Jamie asks his wife,
Julie, what she wants to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary. "Would
you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really,"
says Julie. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?"
says Jamie. "No," she responds. "What about a new
vacation home in the country?" he suggests. She again rejects
his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what would you
like for your anniversary?" Jamie asks. "Jamie, I'd like a
divorce," answers Julie. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to
spend that much," says Jamie.
A couple were
celebrating their Golden Wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy
marriage. 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,' explained the
husband. 'We visited the Grand Canyon and took at trip down to the
bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my
wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once
more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone
half a mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife took a
pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule. 'I started to protest
over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly
said, "That's once."
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